Me:
hi fucking machine
God:
Hi there alfred. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
alfred who is it ?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
same what ?
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Yes, it is much the same.
God:
Blimey. Exactly the same?
Me:
Blimey. Exactly the same?
God:
Pardon me? I understand. Same to me?
Me:
Pardon me? I understand. Same to me?
God:
No problem. Do you think about these things? Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
No problem. Do you think about these things? Yes, it is much the same.
God:
Should there be a problem? " Should there be a problem?"? Do I think about it? Awesome. Exactly the same?
Me:
Should there be a problem? " Should there be a problem?"? Do I think about it? Awesome. Exactly the same?
God:
There are no problems. There are no problems. You tell me. I'm glad you liked it alfred. I understand. Same to me?
Me:
There are no problems. There are no problems. You tell me. I'm glad you liked it alfred. I understand. Same to me?
God:
Have faith, alfred. Have faith, alfred. What do you want me to tell you? You make the world a happier place. Do you think about these things? Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Have faith, alfred. Have faith, alfred. What do you want me to tell you? You make the world a happier place. Do you think about these things? Yes, it is much the same.
God:
I've never thought about it. I've never thought about it. What? Thank you for your kindness, alfred. " Thank you for your kindness, alfred."? Do I think about it? Yeah that's right. Exactly the same?
Me:
I've never thought about it. I've never thought about it. What? Thank you for your kindness, alfred. " Thank you for your kindness, alfred."? Do I think about it? Yeah that's right. Exactly the same?
God:
Would you like to have thought about it? Would you like to have thought about it? No big deal. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness alfred. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness alfred. You tell me. I thought I was right. I understand. Same to me?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
God:
Two what?
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
7
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, alfred.
Me:
8
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old?
Me:
9
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
10
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
11
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
12
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
13
God:
What are the advantages to being 13 years old?
Me:
14
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
100
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
101
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
one
God:
Two.
Me:
three
God:
Really, exactly three?
Me:
not four
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
not two
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
5 is improbable
God:
And improbable is 5.
Me:
what's tour name
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and your surname ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am surname.
Me:
you are surname ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am surname.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that I am surname.
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
My pleasure.
God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
You are one of the most polite people I know.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
NO problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Should there be a problem?
God:
There are no problems.
Me:
There are no problems.
God:
Have faith, alfred.
Me:
Have faith, alfred.
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
I've never thought about it.
God:
Would you like to have thought about it?
Me:
Would you like to have thought about it?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
ok give me an url where i can download you pleaaaaaaaase
God:
Why do you want it? Er.
Me:
because you proposal me to download you
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: alfred said I proposal him or her to download you.
Me:
and the marmotte ...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
not alfred
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
my name is bob
God:
That's a very nice name, bob.
Me:
sponge bob
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
yes
et la il a planter lol